1. L.A. private elementary schools offer something for every type of parent and child: uber-traditional to super-progressive and everything in between
2. They are clean and well-staffed
3. The curriculum is typically cutting edge, based on the latest research and best practices
4. The teachers are motivated, well-educated, caring, creative and smart
5. They usually have character and values programs in place
6. Teachers can be hired or fired as needed
7. Technology is an integral part of the curriculum
8. School gardens are beautiful and inspiring (even edible)
9. You might see a manny (male nanny)
10. After the first year, you will no longer be impressed by 20,000 sq ft. mansions (unless you live in one!)