The Los Angeles Private School Mom’s Alphabet (we’re not totally exempt…only for the most obnoxious stuff)
A is for ass-kissing for admissions
B is for buying your way in
C is for carb-free
D is for donations
E is for Einstein- every parent has one
F is for frenemies
G is for gardening- organic and by a professional gardener
H is for hidden costs
I is for injectables
J is for juicing
K is for karma- it’s going to be a bitch
L is for luxury items needed for the auction
M is for middle school hysteria
N is for never ending donations
O is OMG. Enough with the drama already!
P is personal everything: trainer, chef, assistant
Q is for quack doctors to make you look younger
R is for running every committee
S is for social climbing
T is for two-faced- best watch your back outside of committee meetings!
U is for the underserved students we raise money for once a year
V is for vaccination controversies
W is for world travel on every vacation and long weekend
X is for the number raised with the annual fundraiser- no one knows the amount
Y is for yoga pants
Z is for the zen you achieve when you realize elementary school won’t last forever.
Susanna Morgan’s attend a Los Angeles private elementary school. Susanna’s definitely not June Cleaver. A parenting non-expert and mom of two boys, she returned her pearls to her ex-husband’s family as part of their divorce. And now she’s reclaiming the life she wants. The pearls are off…
